l My bad habits: I love an argument with the ref...and the opposition.
l My superstitions: If I see one magpie before a game I will drive around until I see another. I know of three nests near the ground and have been fined in the past because I was late looking for one.
l Closest ally: I have a few - Sammy Collins, Steve Cawley and Kingy (Steve King) who I have played with for a while.
l Best trainer: Other than me...probably Jay Dowie. He is committed to everything. He runs around like a headless chicken.
l Worst trainer: Kingy when he turns up, otherwise (Joao) Carlos - he doesn’t have a clue!
l Worst gear: To be fair we all have decent clobber on a night out. But Stokesy (Tony Stokes) wears a rugby top and NFL bobble hat at training.
l Worst barnet: Rob (Girdlestone) loves a slick over. He rates it massively.
l Dressing room DJ: There are a few but normally Hoody (Micky Hood). If you change it he will change it back in minutes.
l Longest in front of the mirror: Probably me - I like a freshen up.
l Longest in the shower: Marv (Marvin Ekpiteta) always seems to take longer than others.
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